Is It for Reel

They say children are the future.  Teach them well and let them lead the way.  Well, we watched Clifford and we're not so sure.  If they get their instructions from plastic dinosaurs, rock a blazer and tie, and have the lifeless eyes of a great white shark then some murder by rollercoaster may be in order.  So top off your bloody mary with hot sauce, get the hardest baguette you can find, and watch out for Dabney Coleman. It's Clifford!!!!!

Our podders celebrate birthdays, betrothals, and sequels by going back to the original.  That’s right, we watched COMING TO AMERICA. So grab your golden toothbrushes, some McDowell fries, and how bout a cool million.  So get ready for A vision of perfection, An object of affection, To quench your royal fire, and the greatest rom com of all time. Coming to America!!!! (Also, hold on to your hats, this is a two parter combined into one.)

Splish splash we were taking a bath long about a Saturday night. That's right y'all, we watched Splash!  So break out your I heart Bosom Buddies t-shirt, your lobster bib, and most importantly bring along a bigger boat.  Avast y'all, mermaids be in these waters!!!!

Our podders decided this is as good a week as any to ride the lightning. So they strapped on their bra hats, flipped the switches and threw the laws of god and man out the window.  That's right we watched Weird Science this week.  Put on your shower pants, remind yourself not to do certain accents, and light a candle for all those that died playing the piano.  Blasting boobs and butts and beans.  Weird Science!!!!!! 

So you think you're brave, huh? Are you brave enough for the genre whiplashes in store when you watch MODERN PROBLEMS? Our podcasting heroes survived this slapstick-slice of life-vodoo horror-special effects extravaganza.  Can you? Be sure to bring your accent randomizer and your mood randomizer.  Seriously hang on.  Yeeeeesss!! I like it?

We are taking it easy this week by watching the Captain and Smee take a lovely little pleasure cruise.  What's that you say?!! They've kidnapped kids and will probably murder another?!!! Well then strap on your rattan armor, unholster your cellphone, and load up your mashed potato cannons.  We're watching HOOK!!  Tick tock, tick tock.  

Our brave podcasters are ready to race, so put on your welding goggles, strap on a solitary ski, and be sure you have two dollars.  That's right it's BETTER OFF DEAD.  Don't forget to fuel up with some Octopus Monster, Franch Fries and PERU!!!!!

In vino veritas!! Especially if that wine is a piña colada and was spun around Tom Cruise's head to the beats of Kokomo.  That's right our podders saddled up to the bar and watched COCKTAIL. Bust out your poetry briefcase, clap before every sentence, and pop the soundtrack into the tape player.  Let's Cocktail!!!!

As Percy Bysshe Shelley says "If winter comes, can spring be far behind?"  Our brave podders watched Aspen Extreme and are here to tell you yes, spring may never come.  So strap on your K2's, get in some skin tight neon, and set up your juice bar.  It's going to be a long run.  Ain't no extreme like Aspen Extreme. Shred the gnar!!!!

As we enter 2021, our brave heroes shake off their New Year's hangovers to do battle with Ice Queens and Joe Blow Hockey dudes.  That's right we're talking about the Cutting Edge!! So break out your sparkly jumpers and get ready for montage after montage.  Watch out for the toe pick.  Cutting Edge coming at ya!!!!